i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
Honestly I miss having a gay roommate. His female friends' implicit trust in him would carry over to me even though they knew Im straight. Best unintentional wingman ever.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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