i had a dream that your penis turned into a long neck dinosaur
did it start talking like on Land before time?
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
It's amazing how hard it it while drunk to not comment "fuck you" on dumb peoples' statuses
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
the raccoons are back...
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