She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
Imagine how different my life would be if I could find a man who gave me more pleasure than pizza at 2am when I'm drunk.
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
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