So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
Randomize
