how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
Drunk me is having trouble keeping up with sober me's standards
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