i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
I guess when the asshole said “I really miss you and want to get back together” he actually meant “I’m banging a Hooters girl behind your back.”
I hope she gives him gonorhea
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