About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
Just realized my relationship wasn't even Facebook official and I'd already cheated on him. 'Shitty girlfriend' is an understatement.
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
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