well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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