god I wish I could record you sometimes, you're so neurotic
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
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