Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
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