She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
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