As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
I'm at an open mic night and the next act is called 'the best creed cover band ever.' The guy i recently hooked up with is on bass.
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
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