dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
Come share oat with me in your robe
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
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