I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
I told him I'd go cook him breakfast, but ended up passing out on the kitchen floor in the fetal position spooning the dog
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Turns out the owner of the bar that I fucked used to be on Boy Meets World, but now he's old and bald. So there's that..
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
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