I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
theres no point in washing my sheets anymore. its always going to be a fine layer of booze and semen.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
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