I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
I might be the strongest willed bouncer ever. Earlier tonight a girl flashed me trying to get in. I just replied "Sorry I'm gay", she believed me and left.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
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