That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
You're the only person I know who can be puking into a trash can at 8 in the morning in Manhattan and get a date out of it....
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
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