Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
So turns out my new assistant isn't really my assistant. The owner needed a title for his FWB so his wife wouldn't catch on. I got a three hundred a month credit limit boost on my corporate credit card instead.
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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