Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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