What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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