please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
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come find me please
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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