I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
Hey. Did I get punched in the face last night?
Yeah. I told you I would and you didn't believe me.
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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