College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
I think your dad took our porno
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