He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
Walked into this guys room, saw a tickle me elmo under his desk with white stains in its mouth. This is awkward.
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
Randomize
