Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
Those nachos came to me in a dream
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
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