This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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