That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
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