Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
Dude, you screamed I AM THE WALRUS while giving a statue of Ronald McCdonald a lapdance. You were NOT sober.
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