Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
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