this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
if elf comes on TV one more time i swear to god i will smash my brains out with this fruitcake
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
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