Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
Yet again my drunken self has managed to find his way into the middle of nowhere with no shoes or recollection of what happened last night.
Then I guess you don't remember me driving you there after you tried making out with my girlfriend, dipshit.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
Randomize
