I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
Randomize
