I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
I just got this text "hi this is Julie, I met you last night in the bathroom. You asked me to text you and remind you that you ate an entire lime, because you figured your sober self in the morning would be confused."
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
Randomize
