Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
Nothing says "I support my fellow man" like taking your friends recently divorced dad to a strip club and bar hopping with us to get him laid by an upgrade.
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
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