just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
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