True but thats because hes a fetus.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
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