if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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