So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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