singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
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