i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
The second time he came it projectile shot in my ear
We were in a spooning position and it shot all the way up. He was like sorry. Physics.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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