yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
She came to work with 6 additional layers of make-up, playing every Nickelback song about explicit teen sex, and with a dozen twinkies she bet she could finish without chewing any. I'm investing in a rape whistle.
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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