Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
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