my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
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