I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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