my dad just told me that a lesbian kissed my mom at a bar last year
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
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