No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
He's the equivalent of a body pillow and a dildo. But still funny. We have good pillow talk.
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
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