You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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