Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
Two words: blizzard sex
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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