I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
dude, I'm watching paul blart mall cop. I have better things to do than listen to you whine about your recent divorce.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
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