so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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