Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
you will always have a special place in my vag
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
