my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
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