Moan for me like Helen Keller
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
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