Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
I tried to walk home in my heels. And I fell into a snow bank. And then I cried and a policeman came up to me and said I can't sit in a snowbank and got me a cab. So maybe that's where I left my credit card. I remember the cop asking me if I was old enough to drink, too. OMG. How embarrassing. Pretty sure I told him to "leave me alone."
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
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