I only kidnapped one of them. chill
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
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