Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
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